The Mr. Brown Network

One thing I eat regularly, or at least tried to early regularly up until about a month ago, was the Tostino’ Totino’s ”Crispy N’ Tasty” Pepperoni Pizza… (not the Classic Pepperoni!) My local grocer, Calandro’s, stopped carrying them after they were recalled in November of last year, so I have to make the trek out to my local Port Allen Wal-Mart to buy these wonderful gifts from the folks at General Mills.

Well, Jennie was there about a month ago (incidentally, around the time food stamps are disbursed by the state), and went to the frozen food aisle to find absolutely not a single Tostino’s Totino’s Pepperoni pizza left. Sure, they had plenty of Hamburger (disgusting), Sausage (equally disgusting), Cheese (boring), and Classic Pepperoni (if I wanted real pepperoni, I would pay $5 for a pizza) left. She picked up a $5 Red Baron pizza and headed to the check-out counter.

She gets up to checkout counter, and gets behind a rather large woman, with an obese child in the buggy, paying with a Louisiana Purchase card… and she has anywhere from 50-75 Tostino’s Totino’s Pepperoni Pizzas in the cart!! She took every single pizza!!!

And ever since that day, there has not been a single Tostino’s Totino’s Pepperoni pizza in the freezer when we go to Wal-Mart. I’m thinking about just sticking a self made sign there that says “LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER,” since Wally World seems content about not doing anything about it.