Real Reality Television…
by Mr. Brown on May.26, 2009, under Cheaters, Television
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It’s a sentence familiar to all of us late night television viewers… one that starts off every great, spine tingling episode of Cheaters.
If you’re unfamiliar with the show or its premise, it’s simple – spouses/significant others contact the “Cheaters Detective Agency”, they follow the other partner around with cameras, catch ‘em “in the act”, and then there’s always a nasty confrontation at the end. It’s really a great show, and deserves a better timeslot than midnight (or 3am in my soon-to-be-residence of Springfield, Missouri). There’s nothing quite like it anywhere else.
Anyways, I was watching the “Steve French” case last night; appropriately, he shares his name with a porno producer who puts out “Cheating Wives” smut (hey, just Google it!). Mr. French, being the douche bag that he is, decided to cheat on his long time girlfriend with one of her friends who moved into her apartment during a nasty divorce!
Now, Mr. French, as portrayed by the show, is no doubt a violent man. During the surveillance period, he got into no less than three fights with other people, and got kicked out of no less than two bars. The confrontation was no exception to his violent behavior.
Instead of, you know, stabbing Joey Greco, which is entirely appropriate and acceptable, he proceeds to kick out the window of the mistress!
But, oh no, he’s not finished yet! He then attempts to pull the mistress out of the vehicle! Like she would want to go anywhere with him after this confrontation.
Finally, after his girlfriend tells him to “face her like a man,” Mr. French loses it and cold cocks the girlfriend!
Joey Greco, being the most excellent specimen of man that God has to offer, tackles Mr. French to the ground and puts him in a choke hold. A blurred-out rent-a-cop comes and slaps some cuffs on him.
Mr. French then does the unthinkable – he runs off, with the cuffs on, and gets away from Joey and the gang!
Mr. French, if you’re out there, I believe most of America thinks that you’re a douche bag, including myself.
June 6th, 2009 on 2:42 pm
is cheaters real?
June 6th, 2009 on 3:00 pm
You know, I’ve asked that myself. There’s an episode on the “Cheaters: Uncensored” DVD set that made me question if the show was really real.
In that episode, a guy thinks his fiancée is cheating on him with an ex. Cheaters investigates and discovers the fiancée has been getting together with a couple of girl friends, and they’ve been acting out bisexual & bondage fantasies in their bed. The ending was just so corny – the couple reconciled, and Joey left them in the bedroom to their own devices.
July 12th, 2009 on 1:58 pm
Hopefully, I get the chance to meet this douche bag of a boy the next time I go to a cowboy bar.
He is worth shit and apparently has some type of mental illness. My prescription? My foot in his soon to be tore ass
Peace…
August 30th, 2009 on 9:37 am
Why didnt this cock sucker get jail time
August 30th, 2009 on 11:07 am
Steve French, you are a piece of fuc**** shi*!
March 2nd, 2010 on 8:41 am
You have to wonder what this guy does to women behind closed doors if he’d blatantly abuse TWO women in public. People who would treat their partners like this in a public setting should be put away somewhere they can’t hurt others until they can get help for what MUST be some kind of severe mental illness. He clearly needs anger management…he tried to solve EVERY conflict they caught on tape by getting physical with the other person.
Props to Joey Greco for taking him down like a champ though! I didn’t know he had it in him!
July 25th, 2010 on 12:12 am
Thanks Mr. Brown
July 25th, 2010 on 1:03 am
I went to high school with mr French, he was violent then an slept with tons of girls, haven’t seen him in years but I see he hasn’t changed!
July 25th, 2010 on 1:59 am
That pretty girl got her heart and nose broken i really felt bad for her